Field Director at Jimmy Kimmel Live and Creator of Garlic Jackson Comedy. Zack's work has been featured on NBC's Today Show, ABC's Good Morning America, VH1, MTV, Bravo, Fuse TV, USA Today, FunnyOrDie, and College Humor. Birthed in Seattle, Zack studied Neuroscience at Brown U. and was selected as a Rhodes Scholar Finalist. Contact BornsteinZack@gmail.com or Jonathan Levy at UTA (LevyJ@unitedtalent.com).
Short Film: “Dear Hunters”

Short Film: “Dear Hunters”

Sketch: Guillermo Camps Out

Sketch: Guillermo Camps Out

Sketch: Guillermo’s Flip-Flop Stilts

Sketch: Guillermo’s Flip-Flop Stilts

Sketch: Absent-Minded Guillermo

Sketch: Absent-Minded Guillermo

Sketch: Guillermo’s Stubble Trouble

Sketch: Guillermo’s Stubble Trouble

Sketch: How to Find Your Long-Lost Dad

Sketch: How to Find Your Long-Lost Dad

Sketch: Cousin Sal Wheel of Destination

Sketch: Cousin Sal Wheel of Destination

Sketch: World Record Underwear Jump

Sketch: World Record Underwear Jump

Sketch: Mom Euphemisms

Sketch: Mom Euphemisms

Sketch: Guillermo Pick Up Artist

Sketch: Guillermo Pick Up Artist

Sketch: Guillermo’s Bad Allergies

Sketch: Guillermo’s Bad Allergies

Sketch: Guillermo’s Unusual Obsession

Sketch: Guillermo’s Unusual Obsession

Sketch: Scott’s EZ Seed Grows Anywhere

Sketch: Scott’s EZ Seed Grows Anywhere

Article: 9 Rigorous Ways You Know You Went to School in the ’90s

Article: 9 Rigorous Ways You Know You Went to School in the ’90s

Sketch: Help! My Girlfriend is Literally Dying

Sketch: Help! My Girlfriend is Literally Dying

Sketch: It’s a Freelance Life

Sketch: It’s a Freelance Life

Sketch: Klingon, Dolphin, and more Rejected Coke Ad Languages

Sketch: Klingon, Dolphin, and more Rejected Coke Ad Languages

Mashup: Shermit the Frog Post-Game Interview

Mashup: Shermit the Frog Post-Game Interview

Sketch: Stop Asking for Such Heavy F**king Presents

Sketch: Stop Asking for Such Heavy F**king Presents

Sketch: NFL Commentators Won’t Stop Plugging Sitcoms

Sketch: NFL Commentators Won’t Stop Plugging Sitcoms

Sketch: Impossible Footsie

Sketch: Impossible Footsie

Sketch: We Pumpkinin’ Everythin’

Sketch: We Pumpkinin’ Everythin’

Music Video: My Worlds Ablaze

Music Video: My Worlds Ablaze

Sketch: Nobody Understands Bitcoins

Sketch: Nobody Understands Bitcoins

Sketch: Group Sext

Sketch: Group Sext

Music Video: Party All The Time

Music Video: Party All The Time

MASHUP: Blurred Lines as Cosby Show Theme

MASHUP: Blurred Lines as Cosby Show Theme

Sketch: How NOT to Bribe a Senator

Sketch: How NOT to Bribe a Senator

Sketch: Man of Steel REMIX

Sketch: Man of Steel REMIX

Splitsider: I’ll Never Be A Great Alchemist Like My Father

Splitsider: I’ll Never Be A Great Alchemist Like My Father

Sketch: Fast & Furious (Official Trailer)

Sketch: Fast & Furious (Official Trailer)

Sketch: Ryan Gosling Acting Hiatus REMIX: Phillip Seymour Hoffman Acting Studio

Sketch: Ryan Gosling Acting Hiatus REMIX: Phillip Seymour Hoffman Acting Studio

Stand Up: Garlic Jackson Live! (5/2/13)

Stand Up: Garlic Jackson Live! (5/2/13)

Sketch: The Great Gatsby REMIX: Gatsby Audited

Sketch: The Great Gatsby REMIX: Gatsby Audited

Sketch: Honest March Madness Coach

Sketch: Honest March Madness Coach

Sketch: Jurassic Park REMIX: Kitchen Confessions

Sketch: Jurassic Park REMIX: Kitchen Confessions

Sketch: Stuff From The 90′s!

Sketch: Stuff From The 90′s!

UCB: Ultimate NFL Fan Experience

UCB: Ultimate NFL Fan Experience

Stand Up: Broadway Comedy Club (3/10/13)

Stand Up: Broadway Comedy Club (3/10/13)

Sketch: Pick Up Line Headquarters

Sketch: Pick Up Line Headquarters

Sketch: Awkward License Photo

Sketch: Awkward License Photo

Music Video: “Crush” by Halcyon Daze

Music Video: “Crush” by Halcyon Daze

Stand Up: Broadway Comedy Club

Stand Up: Broadway Comedy Club

Lampposted: I Didn’t Get You Gifts This Year as a Protest Against the Negative Impact of Consumerism and Definitely Not Because I Forgot

Lampposted: I Didn’t Get You Gifts This Year as a Protest Against the Negative Impact of Consumerism and Definitely Not Because I Forgot

MTVu: New Years Resolution

MTVu: New Years Resolution

Stand Up: MTVu

Stand Up: MTVu

McSweeney’s: My Neurotransmitter Abuse Problem

McSweeney’s: My Neurotransmitter Abuse Problem

Stand Up: All You Need is Likes

Stand Up: All You Need is Likes

The Big Jewel: A Drone Bee With Sexual Anxiety: My Turn To Mate With The Queen

The Big Jewel: A Drone Bee With Sexual Anxiety: My Turn To Mate With The Queen

The Brown Noser: Simmons Sends Campus-Wide Booty-Email in Final Year Scramble

The Brown Noser: Simmons Sends Campus-Wide Booty-Email in Final Year Scramble

The Brown Noser: Dude With Two Led Zeppelin T-shirts Deciding How Much Poon He Wants To Score Tonight

The Brown Noser: Dude With Two Led Zeppelin T-shirts Deciding How Much Poon He Wants To Score Tonight

The Brown Noser: Obama Takes On Second Presidency to Make Ends Meet

The Brown Noser: Obama Takes On Second Presidency to Make Ends Meet

The Brown Noser: Single Well-Placed Bomb Produces Robust Democracy in Afghanistan

The Brown Noser: Single Well-Placed Bomb Produces Robust Democracy in Afghanistan

The Brown Noser: American Public Confident Haiti Probably Back On Its Feet By Now

The Brown Noser: American Public Confident Haiti Probably Back On Its Feet By Now

Music Video: “King of the Friendzone”

Music Video: “King of the Friendzone”

The Brown Noser: Seniors Struggle to Decide Whether To Be In 1%

The Brown Noser: Seniors Struggle to Decide Whether To Be In 1%

BTV Short Film: “Layla”

BTV Short Film: “Layla”

The Brown Jug: It’s Not You, It’s Meatpacking

The Brown Jug: It’s Not You, It’s Meatpacking

The Brown Noser: Love Requited

The Brown Noser: Love Requited

The Brown Jug: A Moth Gives Directions

The Brown Jug: A Moth Gives Directions

The Brown Jug: Automatic Flushing Before Electricity (Comic)

The Brown Jug: Automatic Flushing Before Electricity (Comic)

Stand Up: Winter Show

Stand Up: Winter Show

The Brown Noser: Scientists Discover Knees Are Like Elbows for Your Legs

The Brown Noser: Scientists Discover Knees Are Like Elbows for Your Legs

The Brown Noser: Sigma Partiers Take Shots in Honor of Girl Who Died Earlier at Party From Drinking

The Brown Noser: Sigma Partiers Take Shots in Honor of Girl Who Died Earlier at Party From Drinking

The Brown Noser: Simmons Leaves To Follow Dream of Becoming Train Conductor

The Brown Noser: Simmons Leaves To Follow Dream of Becoming Train Conductor

Out of Bounds: Jewish Labor

Out of Bounds: Jewish Labor

NY Television Festival: “Fact:”

NY Television Festival: “Fact:”

Stand Up: Family Weekend Show

Stand Up: Family Weekend Show

Stand Up: Fall Kickoff (explicit)

Stand Up: Fall Kickoff (explicit)

Above: A game of frisbee was cut hshort after Dowl's father awkwardly chewed up the frisbee and the entire opposing team.

The Brown Noser: Freshman Raised By Wolves Dreading Parents Weekend

Maloney wasted 3 hours looking for Warden's G-spot between her toes and in the bristles of her toothbrush.

The Brown Noser: Outie Mistaken For Clitoris

The agreement will take effect once it has been ratified by the two governments and all soldiers on both sides have been slaughtered.

The Brown Noser: Israel, Palestine Agree To Resolve Conflict Through Endless Bloodshed

The original incident killed 9 and injured 4.

The Brown Noser: 2001 Fart Still Circulating Through International Space Station

Above: The watermelon also played a critical role in the family's annual watermelon eating contest.

The Brown Noser: Watermelon Only Thing Holding Together Family Reunion

Papal hats are naturally selected to be taller, allowing each generation of popes to reach higher and more nutritious berries.

The Brown Noser: Catholic Church Comes Up With Evolution Independently

Email us at thebrownnoser@gmail.com to tell us what things in your life you feel may or may not affect your risk of cancer.

The Brown Noser: New Trend May Increase Or Decrease Cancer Risk

Above: Coke also announced its sponsorship of this local Coca-Cola factory.

The Brown Noser: Coke Outbids Pepsi As Official Soft Drink of Pepsi Factory

The Smew: Harper Brings Dog To Parliament As Conversation Starter

The Smew: Harper Brings Dog To Parliament As Conversation Starter

The Smew: Crime Lowest In Decades, Reports Survey Director Held-Up At Gunpoint

The Smew: Crime Lowest In Decades, Reports Survey Director Held-Up At Gunpoint

W.W. Norton Promo: “Mad Scientist”

W.W. Norton Promo: “Mad Scientist”

The Business End: Jeter 3000 Cogent Comments

The Business End: Jeter 3000 Cogent Comments

Tartamooto: Batman Villains Sketch

Tartamooto: Batman Villains Sketch

The Smew: Miraculously, No One Important Onboard Manitoba Plane Crash

The Smew: Miraculously, No One Important Onboard Manitoba Plane Crash

The Smew: Laid Off Astronaut Having Trouble Getting Used To Not Shitting Pants

The Smew: Laid Off Astronaut Having Trouble Getting Used To Not Shitting Pants

The Smew: In First Contact Aliens “Kinda Douchey”

The Smew: In First Contact Aliens “Kinda Douchey”

The Smew: Vancouver Adds Bike Lanes Within All Existing Bike Lanes

The Smew: Vancouver Adds Bike Lanes Within All Existing Bike Lanes

The Smew: Employee Can’t Tell If Boss Hinting At Promotion Or Oral Sex Then Promotion

The Smew: Employee Can’t Tell If Boss Hinting At Promotion Or Oral Sex Then Promotion

The Brown Noser: Taco Bell Introduces 8th Meal

The Brown Noser: Taco Bell Introduces 8th Meal

Triple Helix: The Neural Basis and Function of Memory Repression: Implications for the Recovered Memory Debate

Triple Helix: The Neural Basis and Function of Memory Repression: Implications for the Recovered Memory Debate

The Smew: Leafcutter Ant Passively Protesting By Carrying Only Ten To Twelve Times Body Weight

The Smew: Leafcutter Ant Passively Protesting By Carrying Only Ten To Twelve Times Body Weight

Cavalier: Dying Guy Won’t Stay Still Long Enough For Me To Outline Him In Police Chalk

Cavalier: Dying Guy Won’t Stay Still Long Enough For Me To Outline Him In Police Chalk

Classic Czech Goulash - Charles IV's Fave

Prague Blague #3 – Top 20: My Defining Places

Heart of Europe? It is full of blood.

Prague Blague #2 – The Prague Blender: Straddles, Castles, Kafka, & Charades

Prague Blague #1 – Welcome to Praha: Tardiness, Apologies, NotHammer, & Beer Factory

Prague Blague #1 – Welcome to Praha: Tardiness, Apologies, NotHammer, & Beer Factory

McSweeney’s: Great Uncle Pappy’s Expert Advice About Women

McSweeney’s: Great Uncle Pappy’s Expert Advice About Women

Short Film: “The Day Time Became Irrelevant”

Short Film: “The Day Time Became Irrelevant”

Badre Lab: Cognitive Neurogenetics

Badre Lab: Cognitive Neurogenetics

Brown Noser: SciLi Adds 1500 Decibel Zone

Brown Noser: SciLi Adds 1500 Decibel Zone

The Brown Jug: Simultaneous Heists (Comic)

The Brown Jug: Simultaneous Heists (Comic)

Out of Bounds: SackUp Medicine Ad (Parody)

Out of Bounds: SackUp Medicine Ad (Parody)

The Brown Jug: Jesus Saves (Comic)

The Brown Jug: Jesus Saves (Comic)

Standup: Laugh In Peace Tour

Standup: Laugh In Peace Tour

Timothy Scott, PRME '18, examies local crossing guard John Kartheiser's lymph nodes for infection.

Brown Noser: 48 Weird Looking Babies Admitted to Brown in PLME/Premie Mix-up

Out of Bounds: A Social Network (Myspace Movie Official Trailer)

Out of Bounds: A Social Network (Myspace Movie Official Trailer)

Standup: Debut

Standup: Debut

Brown Noser: Athletes Decry Number of Classmates Admitted for Academic Performance

Brown Noser: Athletes Decry Number of Classmates Admitted for Academic Performance

Sleep Lab: Dement Research Fellowship

Sleep Lab: Dement Research Fellowship

Short Film: “Grassroutes”

Short Film: “Grassroutes”

Brown Noser: Boobs Rarely Used for Intended Purpose

Brown Noser: Boobs Rarely Used for Intended Purpose

Out of Bounds: SciLi State of Mind

Out of Bounds: SciLi State of Mind

Brown Noser: Babies Slowly Stealing America’s Jobs

Brown Noser: Babies Slowly Stealing America’s Jobs

Out of Bounds: Twix Commerical (Parody)

Out of Bounds: Twix Commerical (Parody)

Out of Bounds: Geico Commercial (Parody)

Out of Bounds: Geico Commercial (Parody)

Short Animation: True Lock (Parts I & II)

Short Animation: True Lock (Parts I & II)

Public Service Announcement: The Real Grind

Public Service Announcement: The Real Grind